Epic Beard Men 3/5/18 Cafe 9

Sage Francis and B. Dolan are two 30-something bald white guys with epic beards. Armed with a programmable beat machine, these two spat phat rhymes at the manic Monday crowd. The vocal interplay was intense, one song centered around a Hunter Thompson pastime Shotgun Golf. Their hiphop shtick could have been summed up with one tune "DIYMFS" (do it yer mutha fuckin self!). It seemed that the beat machine was random because they seemed genuinely surprised by some beat intros.